The second is an October Patreon Exclusive Sketch Reward Tier 5usd (BONUS) https://www.patreon.com/gunkiss Since I didn’t upload any exclusive 5usd tier post that month and we go from way back I made this is Bouip for SlimeKingK
After several attempts of trying to impress and getting turned down repeatedly by Mistress Death, Thanos creates a female clone of himself to spite her. And of course, Mistress Death doesn’t care about Thanos’ bullshit.
– Infinity Gauntlet v1 #3, 1991
People: “Thanos is a Very Serious Character and Infinity Gauntlet is a story that shows how he is the most dangerous bad guy in the whole Marvel universe, a villain to be taken seriously”
Thanos, in the actual story: I HAVE MY SIDE CHICK NOW DEATH SO I DON’T NEED YOUR SKELETON SEX ANYMORE
LOOK HOW HAPPY WE ARE LOOK HOW IN LOVE
ARE U NOT JEALOUS
HERE IS A PHOTO ALBUM OF US ON THE TUNNEL OF LOVE LOOK HOW FULL OF LIFE AND JOY WE BOTH ARE
And honestly, this is why I prefer fanatic!Thanos from the MCU, rather than the romantic!Thanos of the comics, for the movies.
There’s no way to make shit like this less stupid.