Headcanons for Muslim!Damian Wayne
- Firstly, the Entire Batfam celebrates Christmas and Hanukkah together no matter religious beliefs.
- Then Damian showed up.
- He never really understood Christmas (he was raised pretty sheltered obviously).
- Like, it had to be explained to him several times.
- Especially Santa Claus.
- He’ll by the chimney with a sword and Goliath by his side rambling about how “no strange, plus-sized, man will dare trespass on this mansion or so help me!”
- He’ll fall asleep eventually though.
- Once he gets a good present or two, he decides he’ll begrudgingly allow this “Claus” man to visit again. Possibly.
- Brags to Jon that he gets three times the presents.
- Introduces the Batfam to Muslim celebrations.
- Loves Eid, HATES Ramadan.
- Eid-al-Fitr means gifts!
- Eid-al-Fitr means giving as much of Bruce’s money to the animal shelters as possible because, hey, obligatory acts of charity!
- Eid-al-Fitr means Pennyworth learning how to make Barfi and Sheer Khurma!
- But Ramadan…
- Ramadan means no missions or sparring because he can’t fight except out of self-defense.
- Ramadan means no cursing out Drake and Todd.
- Ramadan means not being Robin because Pennyworth will shout:
- “Master Damian, you have taraweeh to attend, this is close to your only time to eat and I refuse to have you accompany your father and then be on your way to school completely starved!”
- But at least, he can make subtle jabs at Tim for his coffee addiction.
- Leads the Muslim Student Association.
- “In’Sha’Allah” as an answer to any question by Dick.
- Any. Question.
- Biryani is his life.
- Bacon is disallowed completely in the Manor. (Dick and Jason cannot contain their disappointment)
- Bruce stops drinking around him even at dinner and galas
- (Jason tries. Key word: tries)
- Any Islamophobic comments said to the Waynes, even indirectly, will not be tolerated.
- Seriously, someone made a back-handed comment at a gala and Bruce gave them THE BAT GLARE™
- Even Jason and Tim will put aside the petty squabbling with Damian and come after you.
- Just. Don’t.
Arh I know! I had to diel down the fanfictions during Ramadan and Gym was just torture
@mellenabrave have you seen this cute af post? ❤
I’m super down with this idea!










